1. My life has become:
a. a series of multiple choice questions
b. a series of multiple choice questions with 4 answers
c. a series of multiple choice questions with 4 answers – 2 are terrible, 2 are good
d. a series of multiple choice questions with 4 answers – 2 are terrible, 2 are good, and tonight I’m picking the wrong one of the two good answers
The correct answer to question 1 is d.
2. Insert long fact patterns with a lot of random facts here. Three paragraphs. Like Bill sold a bike to Bobby, and then Carol borrowed the bike, but she then decided to keep the bike from Bobby….and borrowed it from him on his land, blackacre. What color is the sun?
c. it depends
d. no one knows, because no one is supposed to stare directly at the sun
The correct answer to question 2 is technically d, but lawyers would most likely choose c. This goes back to the problem in my first question.
This is my life until March 1.
–A very confused, law-studying, Punxsutawney Phil-like creature